What don't you get?

OK. Let me help you out...
She's not a building composed of Legos and she's not an analytical character from The Hand that Rocks the Cradle or even from Sex and the City. Yes she may at times be confused or not know whether to turn right or left...it's OK! Don't freak out, she's simply human. When it all comes down to it if Chris Rock is right in saying that men just want 3 things: >"Feed me, fuck me, and shut the fuck up" then women really want 3 things: Call me/look for me, listen to me, and show some physical affection. On an occasional full moon the previously stated may go one way or another but for the most part that's it. YES! I SAID that's it.

Now..........why is that so hard to understand?